{"id":162,"date":"2010-12-23T18:32:24","date_gmt":"2010-12-24T01:32:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beultra.com\/wordpress\/?p=162"},"modified":"2010-12-23T18:32:24","modified_gmt":"2010-12-24T01:32:24","slug":"jill-is-awesome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/beultra.com\/wordpress\/?p=162","title":{"rendered":"Jill is awesome"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The last mile of Swan Crest &#8230; it was miserably hot, I thought I was gonna pass out from a heatstroke, and I walked very slowly towards the finish line. No one was behind me, so I wasn&#8217;t in a hurry &#8230; my spirit was gone, and I simply lacked any mental energy to get myself to speed up. Usually I put in at least a few hundred yards of finish sprint in &#8230; I think I mustered ten. But as soon as I was at the finish, I was grinning, talking smack and generally happy &#8211; it&#8217;s the one thing I&#8217;m pretty good at: pretending it never happened. Good so, because it caught the attention of Jill (who I noticed immediately but I thought was too cute to be interested in me) who struck up a conversation after Danni introduced us. Very quickly it came up that Jill had done the Tour Divide &#8211; and suddenly a lot of clicks happened in my head &#8211; earlier at Bighorn I ran with Leslie (who is a good friend of Jill&#8217;s) who told me about the Tour Divide, this crazy mystical race that only insane ultra-athletes can even begin to understand, and only the hardest-core thereof can finish, and a friend of hers who had done it (Jill, of course). I was immediately\u00a0star-struck\u00a0&#8230; when Jill expressed interest in running 100 milers, I scoffed &#8211; &#8220;You could do one tomorrow!&#8221;. I scoffed because I know people &#8211; especially myself &#8211; with a fraction of her prowess who can do it. I even went so far to try to talk her into doing one the following week (and I still think she could have done that &#8230;). And I didn&#8217;t even realize she holds the woman&#8217;s course record on the Tour Divide until much later!<\/p>\n<p>Since then I&#8217;ve had the privilege to see her up close, and I have to say she&#8217;s even more impressive than I thought. But then I became somewhat suspicious &#8211; how could this be real? Let&#8217;s look at the facts I gathered during her short run training. I think of myself as a somewhat accomplished endurance runner at least in terms of finishing stuff, so I&#8217;ll contrast my own experiences:<\/p>\n<table>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<th><\/th>\n<th>Beat<\/th>\n<th>Jill<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Complaining<\/td>\n<td>Wine &amp; Cheese award at HURT<\/td>\n<td>Never. Ever<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Rest day<\/td>\n<td>Maybe an hour on the trainer<\/td>\n<td>I got lost and ended up running 4 hours. Felt great though.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Weekly average<\/td>\n<td>10 hours<\/td>\n<td>20 hours<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>First ultra run<\/td>\n<td>See below<\/td>\n<td>50 miles on NO training. Minor foot problem that quickly disappears<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>First ultra race (50k)<\/td>\n<td>well trained, 7:15, unable to walk the next day<\/td>\n<td>3 weeks of some run-training, 6:58, no soreness<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Time between first ultrarun and first 100m<\/td>\n<td>10+ months<\/td>\n<td>2 months<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>General endurance<\/td>\n<td>Gets tired after 4 hours<\/td>\n<td>Warms up after 4 hours<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Temerature sensitivity<\/td>\n<td>Gets slow in heat and cold<\/td>\n<td>Claims doesn&#8217;t like heat, but unable to prove it<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Final thoughts in a race<\/td>\n<td>Thank god its over. Where&#8217;s the bed?<\/td>\n<td>Sniff. It&#8217;s over already???<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><div id=\"attachment_173\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/beultra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/energizer-bunny.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-173\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-173\" title=\"energizer-bunny\" src=\"http:\/\/beultra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/energizer-bunny-300x283.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"283\" srcset=\"http:\/\/beultra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/energizer-bunny-300x283.jpg 300w, http:\/\/beultra.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/energizer-bunny.jpg 968w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-173\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Fig. 1: Jill the energizer bunny!<\/p><\/div> The list could go on and on. Jill is really sort of superhuman in a rather suspicious way. I checked back on some pictures of her &#8220;ski bunny&#8221; outfit and analyzed it with a novel technique that can detect residual electroweak interference patterns even in JPEG-processed digital camera pictures, which is an effect of latent quantum entanglement. Using advanced image processing techniques I found a shocking revelation, as seen in Fig. 1. I was able to identify the battery as a lithium one (ironically she seems to be using Energizer batteries)., which explains perfectly Jill&#8217;s cold-resistance and extreme endurance. Everything suddenly makes sense, her strange affinity for &#8220;bunny&#8221; costumes, her preference to be alone during restroom breaks, her perking up during exercise and of course her superhuman endurance.<\/p>\n<p>On a more serious note, it needs to be said that I am not exaggerating Jill&#8217;s extreme endurance &#8211; she is simply impossible to keep up with. She challenges herself constantly. And beyond the pure endurance part I found her to be one of the most successful people I&#8217;ve ever met &#8211; although she loves to write about her occasional mishaps and unpreparedness &#8211; in the end she actually has everything under control, knows what she wants and succeeds in almost everything she sets out to do, and lives her life with a clarity and purpose that I have rarely seen in my life. She really is much more awesome than her blog conveys &#8211; and all of this while being the most down to earth, nice, beautiful and intelligent person you could imagine. Which makes me the luckiest bastard in the world. Yeah!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The last mile of Swan Crest &#8230; it was miserably hot, I thought I was gonna pass out from a heatstroke, and I walked very slowly towards the finish line. No one was behind me, so I wasn&#8217;t in a hurry &#8230; my spirit was gone, and I simply lacked any mental energy to get [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/beultra.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/beultra.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/beultra.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/beultra.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/beultra.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=162"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/beultra.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":178,"href":"http:\/\/beultra.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions\/178"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/beultra.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/beultra.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/beultra.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}